this past summer, I went to a fruit stand with the most amazing peaches I had ever seen (see below) and the best watermelon sign possibly known to humankind.
"picking out a watermelon is like pick'n out a wife...
you can look at it...thump it...turn it around...and squeeze it.
but you never know much about it until it is TOO LATE."
whahahahahaha. the owner of the fruit stand was this older man
he saw me taking a photo of the sign and kinda giggled.